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this has probably already been picked up by the new york times, but i wanted to officially confirm my endorsement of barack obama for president.

content inconsistency

will be my blog's theme (subject to change)

national owl appreciation day


does not exist.
i will be dedicating the next 35 seconds towards changing that.
please join me.

heaven.


sort of expensive when not in season though
fickle god we have.

EMO

FUNK IS THE COUSIN OF SPUNK.
it is often stroked and prodded
by clunk and plunk.
it isn't ugly.
it isn't even unfriendly;
it is tight-lipped,
enlighten-ly confused.
not quite fuck,
it is FUNK.

EMOTIONAL.

it passes like a traffic jam
slow, agonizing and unnecessary;
but you aren't the accident.
so gratitude consumes you
as you drive by your own burden,
blessed and human,
you continue down the highway.

GIG

i will be playing in the band "the jpeg orchestra" this tuesday at Maud's Tavern up river about 35 miles. I know that it will be hard for a lot of you to get to so our tour manager, kevin mcnally, has arranged a shuttle bus, leaving from penn station at 7.25. thank you so much for your continued support.

YOU ASKED FOR IT

MORE SNICE!
COMIN AT YA FROM THE DOWNTOWN OFFICE!

LIRR

gonna be on 4.54am train to jamaica so wont have access to a comp for a while, sit tight, will blog overtime when i get to l.a

slap that turkey bacon. crank dat tato.

anna and i whipped this out some wednesday morn in june.
i am holding a potato that has root coming out of it that allows me to spin it around and what not, anna has a strip of turkey bacon. no i dont think im a good dancer, no i dont think anyone reads my blog, yes i will continue pursuing advancement in the internet media industry.

some of the comments received on the video, in its original youtube posting.

Romez23 (2 months ago)

*cough* faggs..*cough*..


makosashima (1 month ago)

Fuck all


SuperFlyTyler (3 weeks ago)

thats hot


sort of a mixed bag/mostly negative.

Congratulations to Carly Brien!

i asked for it, and you delivered. your comment really ignited some hot debate on moo's view. thank you for your continued support and inspiration!

The first person to comment on my blog

will receive a shout out in my next post.

Seeking

warm gloves and an omelette subscription.