traffic is secondary

Message from the CEO



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tatterdemalion--why did i JUST learn this!?


A person dressed in tattered or ragged clothing; a ragamuffin.

consignment store sales up 30%


only perk of the recession is people finally realizing how stupid it is to be trendy.

100% FLUFF


why gallow when you can mallow?

CAMP IS BACK IN SESSION!

AVACADON'T!


will soon try one (thanks to carly) and turn that contraction upside down.

SUGARCUBE!


You'll be sweating icing trying to solve this pastry!

motherboard


stroke of genius.
the wave of the future.
plenty more puns where that came from.

DUBAI


you should learn boundaries.

the most awkward plastic i've ever seen


im surprised they aren't blushing.
maybe they're drunk.

starbucks to close 600 stores


pretty sure you'll still get your fix