traffic is secondary

for the highly anticipated PHC holiday party



these dresses arrived today for wardrobe consideration.

NAMASTONE


holiday greetings to you and yours.

snow in malibu


hell just froze over.

FACEBOOK TARGETS BABY BOOMERS


zuck has opened yet another pandora's box-- potential contents spilling out:

-grossly inefficient uploading of photos by technology-challenged 60 somethings slows down the site.
-facebook facilitated adult promiscuity as divorcees (classes of '66-'70) find their highschool crushes
-far too frequent communication with children and their parents-- add wall postings to the already increasing ways a mom or dad can get a hold of their kids---poking finally lends itself to being a useful feature.

BLOG BLAG BLUG


ablaut \ABH-lout\, noun:
the systematic substitution of one root vowel sound for another in different inflectional forms or derivatives of a word, as in ring, rang, rung

focus group


"Generation facebook looks for another view"

BTW


if this is your only newsource, i apologize for the tardiness

dusting off the 'ole IP address

In order to stay ahead of the curve


moo's view will NOT be observing daylight savings this year.

G.O.T.-EEEEEE-K!


little bow pipp-yardsign zett and lady liber-moo

MV-17


Watermelon Has Viagra-Like Effect, Say Scientists

"the polite immigrant bear" turns 50 today


let's hope he has settled into the human community, and is perhaps, calling people by their first names now.

moofood

saturday night live.

BUSTED.


pun intended, per usual

hope bling


drape it.

the next oval office


bears on the couch, crabs on the table...i assume mccain is resting nicely on the floor.

BERRY DIVISIVE


i expected something less partisan from waffle house.
does yellow, WH's banner hue, not denote neutrality, independent thought?

Saturday Evening News


a la BBC World...cause you know im global

candle stick post.


9 months I boast!

you MUST make exercise a priority.


or you'll be as fat as fay herself!

lemme think


yah i'm down..delaware aint going anywhere

no flip flopping by the megastore..

they are CONSISTENTLY adverse to all things progressive while simultaneously act abusively to their employees!


A complaint being filed with the Federal Election Commission today says Wal-Mart held meetings telling its workers not to vote for Barack Obama.

fame at what price


thoughts on name exploitation and bandwidth

snowballin


next up, moobutter and by christmas, mooybear stocking stuffers

talk about a battleground state


field organizer zulu gets his game face on during call time in Columbus, Georgia

"Counsel woven into the fabric of real life is wisdom."


Walter Benjamin sews it together

exit sign worth pulling over for


mcdonalds, taking yemen's lead will now advertise moon rocks in childrens' ball pit.

my pen pal in china sent me this


Opening Ceremony for the 1984 Olympics in LA...

damn well better bring some luck



cause that is an expensive rabbit foot!

Beatrix Potter's illustration goes for over half a mil.

Crocs, then this.



whole foods profits down 31%

stuff white people love white people aint buyin.

Will remove


if found to be offensively contrary to the tone you expect from moo's view.

Just a MOOOOOOOOO Mi-gra-tion


there were some corporate sponsorship opportunities with coca cola i just couldn't pass on and hence, will be in georgia negotiating moo's views coupons/olympic mugs in collaboration with enriched diet coke for the next three months-- they wont know what hit em!

by the way, if any one knows anyone in low to mid level management at Coca Cola let me know, really gotta get my foot in the door.

My attempts to increase viewership

EMAIL 1:

from Miranda Stone
to AndyFox1979@yahoo.com

want to link exchange?

polkahippocorn.blogspot.com

my analytics are LEGIT.

moo


EMAIL 2
(after no response):

from Miranda Stone
to andyfox1979@yahoo.com

aforementioned.

you dont want to miss this opportunity.


polkahippocorn.blogspot.com

sweet revenge


crocs stock tumbles 48%

NOT my strong suit


but i'm damn good at google image!

RECALL

Message from the CEO



quarterly reports available at polkahippocornLLC.com

tatterdemalion--why did i JUST learn this!?


A person dressed in tattered or ragged clothing; a ragamuffin.

consignment store sales up 30%


only perk of the recession is people finally realizing how stupid it is to be trendy.

100% FLUFF


why gallow when you can mallow?

CAMP IS BACK IN SESSION!

AVACADON'T!


will soon try one (thanks to carly) and turn that contraction upside down.

SUGARCUBE!


You'll be sweating icing trying to solve this pastry!

motherboard


stroke of genius.
the wave of the future.
plenty more puns where that came from.

DUBAI


you should learn boundaries.

the most awkward plastic i've ever seen


im surprised they aren't blushing.
maybe they're drunk.

starbucks to close 600 stores


pretty sure you'll still get your fix

DEN-MARK THE SPOT WITH A . . .



ranked best country for business by forbes.
treasure seek in nordic streets.
lego my eggo, actually... we can share.