Just a MOOOOOOOOO Mi-gra-tion

there were some corporate sponsorship opportunities with coca cola i just couldn't pass on and hence, will be in georgia negotiating moo's views coupons/olympic mugs in collaboration with enriched diet coke for the next three months-- they wont know what hit em!

by the way, if any one knows anyone in low to mid level management at Coca Cola let me know, really gotta get my foot in the door.

My attempts to increase viewership

EMAIL 1:

from Miranda Stone
to AndyFox1979@yahoo.com

want to link exchange?

polkahippocorn.blogspot.com

my analytics are LEGIT.

moo


EMAIL 2 (after no response):

from Miranda Stone
to andyfox1979@yahoo.com

aforementioned.

you dont want to miss this opportunity.


polkahippocorn.blogspot.com

sweet revenge

crocs stock tumbles 48%

NOT my strong suit

but i'm damn good at google image!

RECALL

Message from the CEO

quarterly reports available at polkahippocornLLC.com

tatterdemalion--why did i JUST learn this!?

A person dressed in tattered or ragged clothing; a ragamuffin.

Let's be reasonable about this.

pedal.coast.hustle.ghost (ride the roller)

consignment store sales up 30%

only perk of the recession is people finally realizing how stupid it is to be trendy.

100% FLUFF

why gallow when you can mallow?

CAMP IS BACK IN SESSION!

AVACADON'T!

will soon try one (thanks to carly) and turn that contraction upside down.

SUGARCUBE!

You'll be sweating icing trying to solve this pastry!

motherboard

stroke of genius.
the wave of the future.
plenty more puns where that came from.

DUBAI

you should learn boundaries.

NIKE REPPIN OLYMPIC POWERHOUSES.

capture the flag!

the most awkward plastic i've ever seen

im surprised they aren't blushing.
maybe they're drunk.

starbucks to close 600 stores

pretty sure you'll still get your fix