traffic is secondary

republican breakdown.

mccain. senile, "my friend"...melted whiskey on the rocks.
romney. well-groomed, board room...electrolyte enhanced bottled water.
huckabee. dough-boy, head in clouds...shirley temple.

amateur everything.

breaking news


this has probably already been picked up by the new york times, but i wanted to officially confirm my endorsement of barack obama for president.

content inconsistency

will be my blog's theme (subject to change)

national owl appreciation day


does not exist.
i will be dedicating the next 35 seconds towards changing that.
please join me.

heaven.


sort of expensive when not in season though
fickle god we have.

EMO

FUNK IS THE COUSIN OF SPUNK.
it is often stroked and prodded
by clunk and plunk.
it isn't ugly.
it isn't even unfriendly;
it is tight-lipped,
enlighten-ly confused.
not quite fuck,
it is FUNK.

EMOTIONAL.

it passes like a traffic jam
slow, agonizing and unnecessary;
but you aren't the accident.
so gratitude consumes you
as you drive by your own burden,
blessed and human,
you continue down the highway.

GIG

i will be playing in the band "the jpeg orchestra" this tuesday at Maud's Tavern up river about 35 miles. I know that it will be hard for a lot of you to get to so our tour manager, kevin mcnally, has arranged a shuttle bus, leaving from penn station at 7.25. thank you so much for your continued support.

YOU ASKED FOR IT

MORE SNICE!
COMIN AT YA FROM THE DOWNTOWN OFFICE!